100 Of The Funniest Roses Are Red Poems

The Roses Are Red meme that has been circulating the internet is hilarious, but the actual poetry form is far older than just a few months. It was well known when I was at school, and that is going back some time and I expect that it was popular when my mother was at school. In fact, its origin is thought to come from an 18th century collection of nursery rhymes. The poems that use the form range from sweet through to funny and some are borderline offensive. Starting with what might be the original, we have scoured the net and cast our (albeit small) social media net to find 100 of the best. (in our opinion – but be warned, there are a few Star Wars ones for all the Sci-Fi nerds, because they deserve to feel love too.)

100 Funniest Roses are Red, Voilets are Blue Poems

  • Roses are brown, Violets are brown, I really wish my neighbor would stop letting his dog poo on my lawn.
  • Roses are brown, Violets are brown, I really wish my neighbor would stop letting his dog poo on my lawn.
  • Roses are red, my girlfriend is fit, when she uses the toilet, it smells like a rose.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I’ve got 10 fingers, How about you??
  • Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not bloody blue.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I think I’m a Facebook Covid policeman and I suspect you are only exercising when the sun’s out which means you’re selfish, and I’m watching you.
  • Roses are red, I hate Miley Cyrus, stay alert, control the virus.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is hard. Avocado.
  • Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, All my base belongs to you.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I am obsessed, and I’m stalking you!
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, TL;DR, They differ in hue.
  • Roses are red, violets are glorious, never surprise Oscar Pistorious.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.
  • Roses are red, poems are corny, thinking of you, is getting me horny.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, you were my brother, Anakin, I loved you.
  • Roses are nice, as a thoughtful surprise, have you heard the tragedy, of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating too.
  • Roses are red, BB-8 is round, it’s over Anakin, I have the high ground.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I am the senate, and the emperor too.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, Master Skywalker, there are too many of them, what are we going to do?
  • Roses are red, violets aren’t that, love won’t save you Padme, only my new powers can do that.
  • Roses are red, Jedi play tricks, execute Order 66
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours, belongs in a zoo.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d rather be single, than with someone like you.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m a schizophrenic, and so am I.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, your phone is smart, so why aren’t you?
  • Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone.
  • Roses are red, relationships are tough, the reason I love you, is we hate the same stuff.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I want to order pizza, And watch Netflix with you.
  • Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, can I touch it forever?
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m unoriginal, this is all I can do.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, you snore like a bear, but I’m still into you.
  • Roses are red, pizza sauce is too, I ordered a large one, I’m not sharing with you.
  • Roses are red, and violets are blue, they smell nice, unlike you.
  • Roses are red, and violets are blue, you always say you are cute, but not in my view.
  • Roses are red, and violets are blue, so I smelled like 100 and got myself flu.
  • Roses are red, and violets are blue, your spaghetti is overcooked, it sticks like glue.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue; no mutual friends, who the hell are you?
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, when I flush the toilet, I think of you.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, cows are moo, what about you?
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, a monkey asked, ”Doctor, How to get rid of itching?”, I replied,” use anti-dandruff shampoo”.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, “How to pocket your baby”, is a video on YouTube; originally shared by a mama Kangaroo.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, “I’m just a poor boy, I need no sympathy”, though I’m 20 and still can’t buckle my shoe.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, pros use Gmail, nerds use Yahoo.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, you are nothing but a Panda, If you don’t know Kung Fu.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, “What comes first? egg or chicken?”, “Sorry sir, I don’t have a clue.”
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, last night I had a dream of hell, I saw Donald Trump there too.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, for the sake of this rhyme, for once in life; I’ll visit Peru.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re a man, I’m a woman, You know what to do!
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, happy Mother’s Day Mom! Sorry you didn’t give birth to a poet who could rhyme!
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, sheep go baah, and cows go moo.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
  • Middle Easterners are red, Asians are blue, if you open up photoshop, and mess with the hue.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your Facebook will do.
  • Roses are red. violets are blue, they don’t think it be like it is, but it do.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka is cheaper, than dinner for two.
  • Plumbers are red, hedgehogs are blue, press start, and be my player two.
  • Roses are blue, violets are red, I’m no good at colours, but I’m brilliant in bed.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I am the walrus, Coo coo ka-chu.
  • R4 is red, R2 is blue, if I were the force, I would be with you.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, the colour of these flowers is irrelevant, you will be assimilated, resistance is futile.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, Whoa, déjà vu!
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I’ve got chlamydia, And now so do you.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, thanks for not drinking, while I was in the womb.
  • Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it weren’t for Christmas, we’d all be Jewish.
  • Roses are red, Pennies are copper, Predator is loose, get to the chopper.
  • Roses are red, Yoda is green, My lightsabre needs two hands, If you know what I mean?
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, does this rag smell, like chloroform to you?
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I lost the game, now so did you.
  • Roses are red, so is the state. will you be my comrade, because you are great?
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, vaccinate your kids, or they’ll be blue too
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, that’s what they say, but it just isn’t true.
  • oses are red, and apples are, too, but violets are violet, violets aren’t blue.
  • n orange is orange, but Greeland’s not green, a pinky’s not pink, So what does it mean? To call something blue when it’s not, we defile it, but, ah, what the heck, It’s hard to rhyme violet.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, It’s not really stalking, If they never see you
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, you’ve got a nose, like a B-52.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, this one doesn’t.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m a schizophrenic, and so am I.
  • Charmander’s red, Squirtle is blue, I wish my Pokemon, would evolve into you.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, If the Scatman can do it, so can you.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one’s for you.
  • Roses are red, I like milk in my cereal, I caught a disease and I think it’s venereal.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I’ve slipped you rohypnol, and you don’t have a clue.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, measles are bad, and polios too.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, poem writes you.
  • Roses are red, true love is rare, Booty booty booty, Rocking everywhere.
  • Roses are red, my name is Dave, This poem makes no sense. Microwave.
  • Roses are red, orchids are rare, you’re moving to your aunt and uncles in Bel-Air.
  • Roses are wilting, violets are dead, I heard you’ve been cheating, I’ll cut off your head.
  • Roses are red, wine is red too, poems are hard. Wine.
  • Roses are red, blood is red, fire trucks are red. Red.
  • Arsenal are red, Chelsea are blue, they hate Spurs and West ham do too.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, if the DNA test shows you’re my sister, I’ll stop sleeping with you.
  • Roses are red, chocolates are brown, I expect nothing, and still I’m let down.
  • Roses are red, deer eat flowers, Squidward chokes on a fork, for 10 hours.
  • Roses are red, the world is big, Neighbours from hell, ate my guinea pig.
  • Roses are red, I’m not wearing a suit, carrots are not vegetables, they are actually fruit.
  • Roses are red, ice cream’s vanilla, would Donald Trump have killed the gorilla?
  • Roses are red, politics is gory, Jeremy Corbyn: I fear my cat is a Tory.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I saw you.
  • Roses are red, watch your language, what are you? An idiot sandwich.
  • Roses are red, cake is delicious, Budgie’s death now being treated as suspicious.
  • Roses are red, memes are neat, I want to die, LMAO yeet!

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