Eletelephony
by Laura Elizabeth Richards
Once there was an elephant,
Who tried to use the telephant—
No! No! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone—
Laura Elizabeth Richards was an American writer. She published more than 90 books throughout her lifetime. She also wrote poetry for adults and children. These often included nonsense language, such as is seen in ‘Eletelephony.’
Once there was an elephant,
Who tried to use the telephant—
No! No! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone—